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3rd Demotivational Poster

PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.

TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.

YOUR FIRST PUBLIC SPEECH - remember how nervous you were?

TAGS: 3rd grade
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:58 pm
This reads like it comes from an English-as-a-second-language person more than from a kid. A certain pattern in the grammar mistakes I've seen before.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 2:43 pm

VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!

TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

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Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?

3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking

TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE

PS3 FANBOYS - Don't really need to make sense.

TAGS: victor e ps3 ps3 playstation 3rd place beyond xbox 360 n4g video games hamster icon crizzlec crizz fanboys
Rating: 1.71/5

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Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 5:35 pm
5/5... Not for this poster, but for agdaniele's comment.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 12:07 am
What? I played it at a friend's. It's actually pretty good.
agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Open your front door, walk out of it.... and never look back. (Your parents won't miss you as much as you think)
Elder God Douchebag - March 6, 2009, 11:02 pm
Eh, Killzone 2 saved it.
HtD - March 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
But they attempted to make one, but it was awful. I think they called it Killzone.
JNAtheDUDE - March 6, 2009, 10:21 pm
also, PS3 doesn't have Halo.
jack mihoff - October 25, 2008, 9:41 pm
All he said was that X-box owners don't even have a hand held system. Therefore they epically fail!

THIRD PLACE - What does the winner get ?

TAGS: 3rd third place
Rating: 3.93/5

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Iconoclast - April 13, 2010, 10:40 pm
What does the winner get? Don't ask, don't tell.

DARWIN STUBBY - Australia is a big country, with a big thirst thats why our beers come in big sizes (take that Texas)

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 3rd house
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 9:01 am
Oh no you did-dent... LOL

N33RDS -

TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions

LOOKING UP AT THE MOON - its What you do at night. while millions of others are getting laid.

TAGS: moon feb 3rd
Rating: 3.8/5

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TAGS: passover jewish matza easter jesus 3rd strike
Rating: 3.89/5

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pieman - April 14, 2010, 10:35 am
Great poster. Along the same lines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQkopQSOlA


TAGS: lets just say i m staying in the 3rd qtr of my life
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 8:37 pm
Easier to just move to Vegas. 5L

YOUR LEAVING MOTIFAKE? - Everyone here wishes you the best!

TAGS: moon feb 3rd
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 12:39 pm
did someone switch the "Z" & "S" keys on your keyboard?
[email protected] - February 3, 2010, 12:32 pm
iz zat lambeau feild

Sadists -

TAGS: august 23rd calendar dentist sadists
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2017, 5:28 pm
I call my dentist a sadist to his face. and I often flip him off when he causes me pain. 5L
JesusWept - August 24, 2017, 8:19 am
concern3 - August 24, 2017, 7:34 am
Funny, UP yours

WHY??? -

TAGS: calendar august 3rd ocd why
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 14, 2017, 6:18 am
You had one job, construction crew, one job!
concern3 - August 4, 2017, 4:45 am
Excellent, UP yours
ipaprime - August 3, 2017, 11:38 pm
Because it bothers you.

Trouble Ahead Trouble Behind -

TAGS: may calendar 3rd troubles directions middle
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Escaped patient has happened to just about every medic if they drove a gurney long enough. This should be real popular with the partners in slime! LOL!
MissPriss - May 5, 2015, 12:16 am
O - 69? Thanks Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - May 5, 2015, 12:15 am
Was thinking of you when the poster idea popped into my head...only you could have such luck! Thanks dizz.
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:37 pm
Bingo, Missy
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Laughing so hard, I got tears and had to go refill my coffee cup! This really happened to me when I worked ambulance and yes, it was also in L.A.! Had a patient suddenly get clausto on the freeway in a beep-n-creep rush hour traffic jam! 5 ROTFL lions!

Missing It All -

Don't talk with your mouth full -

TAGS: august 23rd calendar theme say aaaahhhh
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 24, 2017, 7:34 am
Every time, UP yours

Waitress! -

TAGS: calendar 23rd food salad unexpected
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 24, 2015, 2:21 pm
Guys, Mr. M was made aware of the ad. Yeah it's in pretty bad taste. If it's still the one that I'm aware of. Is it the um...er...Facebook but all grown up sort of speak? Hey, what does a hare in my salad have to do with any of this...teehee!
GaryO - March 23, 2015, 8:32 pm
I see brestez and azzez on the plus side, but nothing inappropriate (I’ll be on the plus side, BTW)
Silverheart - March 23, 2015, 5:21 pm

That advertising you speak of - it's on the plus side as well.
TheSanityInspector - March 23, 2015, 2:36 pm
Clever! But quick question for the group: Is anyone else seeing inappropriate advertising, when you click on any motifake & bring up the Facebook view? I hope this isn't turning into that kind of site.

Bloody Murder -

Order!!! -

TAGS: calendar august 3rd ocd cdo alphabet
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:47 am
The most terrifying thing someone with OCD can read are the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

Till then I keep on kicking -

It's not like you laid the eggs yourself. -

TAGS: august 3rd calendar theme i bet you a million dollars hes a guidance counselor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 4, 2017, 4:47 am
Standard even if they are low are still standards.